The word for cafeteria in Switzerland is “mensa”. Ours publishes their menu in german every week, and Babelfish helpfully translates. Some tasty-sounding items include:
– pouletbruestli in the corn flakesmantel
– kraeutermayonnaise
– geschnetzeltes schweinefleisch according to kind of inhabitant of zurich
– calamares in the paste
– daily supplement
– sea radish foam
– pegususfilet
– dorschnuggets
– robot hog
Ok one of those is something I apparently said loudly in my sleep.