review of Die Hard: With A Vengeance

24 Jun 2007

Being sick on friday I decided to prepare for the release of Live Free or Die Hard (which by the way is called Die Hard 4.0 here in Switzerland; presumably because the Swiss are not familiar with New Hampshire.)

A man gets cut in half by a cable. Not quite as awesomely as in Alien 3 but he was german.

Jeremy Irons must be the most awesome gay german villain since Jeremy Irons in Dungeons & Dragons. Tip to would-be german heisters: americans think german accents sound gay; don’t make it worse by wearing purple tank tops.

His evil non-talking sidekick chick KILLS A MAN WITH A SICKLE. everyone else in the movie just uses a gun or whatever

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