Mr Ghort The Blog

2019

2019 Errandonnee -

froyo bro -

2018

woaufalksjf -

2017

Forgot About R2 -

2015

Driving Fail -

Things Of Stuff -

Holy Moly -

Photos date bug? -

Photos date bug? -

2013

2012

No Smoking Update -

2011

New Orleans -

disable web access from a mac -

2010

D&D Alignments explained -

klingon metal -

Office Worker Hobo Code -

The Compelling Case for the Cable Car -

The following women are not to be enjoyed: -

skype lawsuit -

i have made a startling discovery -

2009

home for thanksgiving -

Anti-Cthulhu PSA -

Born To Run (book) -

2008

Turkeygate? -

migrating from livejournal -

thanksgiving in IL -

who I’m voting for -

countdown to pizza -

plane tix aquired -

lolcoffee -

Adding a network printer in windows vista -

computers are bunk -

aggregation blues -

I’m on car talk! -

everything is not jake -

Dead Air by Pressurehed -

2 years of no smoking -

remote-o-vote -

2007

how to make the dock suck less -

Muppet Babies bootleg -

Purchasing Question -

Java Job in Zurich -

Office 2008? BFD. -

i wish every death metal song had one of these -

up yours lady -

Radiohead In Rainbows -

What kind of shorts do clouds wear? -

KARA OK!! -

small tinyurl annoyance -

killing-time… at the mall! -

apple ringtones -

Usher feat. Ghort -

all you gotta know that this is where the party’s at -

report: bruxelles -

CHOOSER 4 LIFE SON -

simpsons movie -

goddamnit -

i’m not dead -

mario’s unlimited 1-up techniques -

i’m 14 again -

awesome spam of the day -

is this game called drinking? -

July 2007 Tram Game -

goin back to cali -

review of Die Hard: With A Vengeance -

another awesome radioooshooo -

destroyers and usurpers, curse them! -

See ya later, Navigator! -

video food pr0n -

car talk podcast finally -

we don’t need a mama -

he was born a cup of coffee -

holy fucking awesome -

fruit by the cubit -

sorry drew -

on the media rules -

nice work jam boy -

the only problem -

Hatespell -

à la tête, au cul, et rien qu’au cul -

not crackerjack clothes -

metal to metal, guts to guts -

not like this -

have you been doing your kegelbahns? -

arbeit macht MUM-RA -

what are you doing here? -

rss readers? -

Review of the Nintendo Wii -

cigarette beach -

Sting of the Bergman-orpion -

ireland tibbits -

2006

one stop shop for depresssing essays about how much we suck -

Abenteuer mit Minibeasts -

political commentary -

sacre bleu -

recursive documentation -

thesis position in zürich -

smoke gets in your ass -

accordion to a kind of inhabitant of zurich -

give him the stick DOAOAOAOAOAOAH -

With Completion -

knabenschiessen -

oracle training, day 2 -

Definition: Prince Paul -

phantom of the pamplemousse -

maybe it’s just wanderlust -

prepare to lose the next several hours of your life -

soccer takes a turn for the awesome -

i should be working on my presentation -

hammer time -

turn & burn (we’re going ballistic mav) -

sometimes, well, ok -

gentlemen prefer bronze -

I, Oyster -

Lieutenant (prounounced the British way) Colonel Quibblepaws -

hufflepuff -

smoking pole to keep warm -

shattered dreams, charred chicken -

it’s all fun and games until someone losses an eye -

zurisight -

mensa cards in their purses and chips on their shoulders -

i heart wiki-fucking-pedia -

i don’t want you to use drugs -

flatline gluhwein -

tubetop tabletennis -

2005

captain crunch time -

turret syndrome -

munchkinland -

JING JING LUUUUH -

ghortenstrasse -

i done went and gone international -

ghortmobile sold! -

pics from my going away party at tiny’s -

muddy buddy vancouver -

Ghortmobile for sale! -

lowbrow hoedown -

Years have passed, I can now use livejournal. -